shilmulo:

clitorisaurus:

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Mexican

i like to mow lawns and wear huge hoop earings and lip liner and i sharpie my eyebrows on i like tacos

bad english and reckless driving

own a pouch of “jewgold”

want to cut your baby’s foreskin off and eat it

was born from an egg

responsible for every major war…

Liver-eating Gypsies who were forced to participate in gymnastics and ballet since the age of three.  Knows all the words to the Numa Numa Song.

Likes to steal things and dance naked in the night. Lives in a caravan.

Short and greasy with black hair. Probable mafia ties. Married to cousin. Loves “Jersey Shore” and “The Godfather”. Has plastic on furniture.

Aussie

Fosters singlets, thongs (the foot kind), beer…

Political crap associated with allies (poms [UK], yanks[US]) and what they do in arenas where we’d like to think what we do matters, but it actually doesn’t

Kangaroos, koalas… crocodiles…